I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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