Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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