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  Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay

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• pearls of wisdom: marry the next boyfriend and take out a big life insurance policy. you got a 50/50 shot. better than Vegas.

  Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 4, 10 at 12:37pm

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  • hey, life insurance and clear prenup that gets her half of his stuff, and she’s set either way.

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 4, 10 at 7:22pm

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• Rule: you are not fit to mate in God's eyes if all your ex's are dead or homosexual.

  Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 4, 10 at 11:47am

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• Stay away from me...

  Submitted by Emo_Kydd on Aug 4, 10 at 11:55am

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• Either you are an awful girlfriend or you are highly unfortunate.

  Submitted by ilovebreast on Aug 4, 10 at 11:56am

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• Black widow

  Submitted by vandal36 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:48am

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• I'm sensing a common denominator here!

  Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Aug 4, 10 at 12:43pm

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• Look at the bright side: you didn't marry any of them.

  Submitted by IMGr8NU on Aug 4, 10 at 12:05pm

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• sounds like they all went to prison

  Submitted by anon713 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:33am

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• Well, if you only have 2....

  Submitted by thechick99 on Aug 30, 10 at 10:28am

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• Mine all married the next guy to fuck them.

  Submitted by tsoptsrif on Aug 4, 10 at 12:26pm

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  • Haha what does that say about you?

    Submitted by MickChick on Aug 9, 10 at 12:02am

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• U hav the WORST effect on guys

  Submitted by dersabom on Aug 20, 10 at 11:58pm

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• Erica Hurteau-Trenton?

  Submitted by ryanjensen on Sep 11, 10 at 7:01pm

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• You and/or your vag need to change something up....js

  Submitted by iBeast on Aug 5, 10 at 1:50pm

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• you must be the worst lay ever. Maybe you should go lezbo

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 4, 10 at 7:27pm

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• Daaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnnn.

  Submitted by whoremonesx3 on Aug 4, 10 at 1:38pm

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• What's that say about you OP

  Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:45am

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• niiiiiiiiiice.

  Submitted by AllAmerireject8 on Aug 5, 10 at 3:35am

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• that's fucked up

  Submitted by Alixx on Aug 6, 10 at 5:13am

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• *fucked

  Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:40am

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• LUCKY!

  Submitted by rudelittlebitch on Aug 5, 10 at 1:31am

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• Holy shit! Do YOU realize what that means? U must b Dam ugly or a horrible lay!

  Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 4, 10 at 4:29pm

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• This never happened....none of these ever happened

  Submitted by GigaBoo on Aug 4, 10 at 2:06pm

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  • And yet you can't seem to be able to not read them and leave comments Giga....

    Submitted by Sumphantasmo on Aug 4, 10 at 2:58pm

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• WTF did u do?

  Submitted by missweezy on Aug 4, 10 at 12:16pm

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• maybe the chick has a STD .

  Submitted by Serec on Aug 4, 10 at 7:20pm

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  • The proper word is an. Maybe she has AN STD.

    Submitted by MickChick on Aug 9, 10 at 12:01am

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    • please do not correct people with your bad grammar. "maybe the chick has a STD" was correct as in "maybe the chick has a sexually transmitted disease" (as opposed to your "maybe the chick has an sexually transmitted disease"). You probably call them ATM machines too huh? (i.e. automated teller machine machines?)

      Submitted by hawaiisdcj on Aug 23, 10 at 1:10pm

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      • Technically, MickChick was right. But you were too. When you say STD, you put an, but if you're writing it all out, you put a.

        Submitted by correctinator on May 10, 12 at 1:15pm

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• Girl ur ducked up

  Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:39am

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• Isn't it a scary thought that while someone could be getting an amazing orgasm another person clips be slowly and painfully dying?

  Submitted by darealist21 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:28am

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• wow, if I were you, I'd buy a lottery ticket with luck like that...

  Submitted by CIT on Aug 4, 10 at 12:08pm

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• Something tells me you need to start shopping in a new department of man.

  Submitted by unleashedxx on Aug 4, 10 at 9:11pm

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• I hope I nver see you in my life you devil whore

  Submitted by spearchucker on Aug 4, 10 at 1:28pm

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• Ur fault!

  Submitted by dersabom on Aug 20, 10 at 11:59pm

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• So u have the AIDS?

  Submitted by uhateme on Aug 5, 10 at 7:17am

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• OP is a guy.

  Submitted by ericolsen0106 on Sep 25, 12 at 12:41am

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• U should prob just kill your self

  Submitted by patsfan on Aug 4, 10 at 11:49pm

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• What did you do to them?

  Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Aug 6, 10 at 9:45am

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• TheRuleBook. So much win. \nBut yeah, OP, you're clearly doing something wrong.

  Submitted by sightless13 on Aug 30, 10 at 6:09pm

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• You need god.

  Submitted by eagle65 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:50am

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  • God turned his back on the human race. All I can say is I'm thankful that that snake showed up just in time.

    Submitted by MickChick on Aug 9, 10 at 12:05am

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• This is my girlfriend oh my she actually submitted it you bitch allicia

  Submitted by showitup on Aug 4, 10 at 1:47pm

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