Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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