Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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