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  if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.

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• That was Demetri martins joke before it was on my life as liz..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:46am

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• Maybe it's a boy who wanks a lot and likes glitter?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:19pm

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• Jizz is complex.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:09pm

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• KE$HA?!?!?

  Submitted by ilyface on Aug 19, 10 at 11:11pm

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• Wait, jizz and glitter ... or glittery jizz?

  Submitted by lallaala on Jan 27, 10 at 12:50pm

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• so youd be lady gaga

  Submitted by radashell on Jun 2, 10 at 9:08pm

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• That sucks....Glitter gets everywhere....

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 27, 10 at 9:46am

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• no PootieTang ur wrong Edward Cullen gets jizzed on all the time

  Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jan 27, 10 at 2:40pm

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• Haha 10:45, that sounds like someone from stage that I know would say

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 9:32pm

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• 1044 u made my life lmao (:

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:03am

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• ...said Edward Cullen

  Submitted by theDudeFromGery on Aug 21, 12 at 9:19am

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• Ke$ha?

  Submitted by janesaddiction on Nov 18, 10 at 1:09am

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• glitter was cool until it became associated with that stupid twilight series

  Submitted by Lauren26 on Jan 27, 10 at 4:09pm

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• sounds like a lady gaga song haha

  Submitted by briar_angel on Jan 27, 10 at 11:20pm

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• Glitter is the herpes of the crafts world...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:45pm

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• Lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:45am

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• Lol I giggled. Slutty but I giggled

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:44am

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• im so amazing i piss glitter motherfuckers

  Submitted by sailor_man on Jan 27, 10 at 9:38am

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• I sprinkle diamonds on everything i eat! Why!? Cuz it's the most ballinest thing you can do! Plus it makes my doody twinkle!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:56am

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• Congratulations..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:02am

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• Very good!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:43pm

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• Haha 10:45, nice my life as Liz reference

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 2:53am

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• Ke$ha

  Submitted by JSleazy15 on Jul 30, 11 at 2:44am

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• Homo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 21, 10 at 5:38pm

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• Both of which are fairly sticky...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:00pm

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• Edward Cullen? Minus the jizz?

  Submitted by PootieTang on Jan 27, 10 at 10:44am

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• First

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 9:39am

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