see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I looked at my own cervix.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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