Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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