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  She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.

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• If she has furniture protectors on the couch, that would've been your cue to leave

  Submitted by ButteredToast on Apr 29, 10 at 2:17pm

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• Cock monkey

  Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 29, 10 at 2:15pm

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• Only in DC... only in DC..

  Submitted by R3DC on Jun 4, 10 at 7:23pm

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• Run. Now.

  Submitted by buberto on May 1, 10 at 1:37pm

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• Geeeze, Amateur Night 100%

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 29, 10 at 2:21pm

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• If she's not great in the sack, then hit the bricks running.

  Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 29, 10 at 2:54pm

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• First u cunts

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 10 at 2:17pm

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• At least pesto is EVEN FUCKING BETTER THAN SEX!!!! Unless it's alive. Been there.

  Submitted by Me777 on Jun 3, 10 at 7:54pm

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• Oh dear Christ I hope it doesn't breed.

  Submitted by harpomarx42 on Apr 29, 10 at 7:57pm

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• hope she's smokin hot at least

  Submitted by WEAZEL1201 on May 3, 10 at 7:15pm

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• This is the funniest thing I have heard in awhile! Love it!

  Submitted by BritneyShears on May 1, 10 at 12:45pm

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• Fake.

  Submitted by Styphin on Apr 30, 10 at 12:16am

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• What... The.... Fuck ... DC??!?!?

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 10 at 11:50pm

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