Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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