It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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