What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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