your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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