David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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