Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
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Chin up, buddy. Hook yourself up with some t-bell and call it a day.
You probably drank the toilet water from where that brush came.
Absinthe.
Better question: What DIDN'T you drink?
Taco bell's number? Thanks but no thanks? Ugly fatass
Bleach
Cold, hard rejection. Sorry bro...
You will never get laid if you know taco bell's number.
iiSunshine, I don't think he knew it before. He probably called and found out it was Taco Bell. But that's how badly he was rejected! Lol someone gave him the number to fuckin Taco Bell! Hahaha
my guess? adios motherfucker or a trashcan.... or both.... *shudders from your epic hangover*
I love those mornings.
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