so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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