if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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