He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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