I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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