I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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