I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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