btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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