That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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