Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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