don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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