I just made out with a guy for $7.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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