Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
