I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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