I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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