Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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