After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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