So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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