good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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