but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
and she was petting her beer can
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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