How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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