9:31 Or you hook up with girls with flappy assholes. Or perhaps you have such a small dick that it needs no lube. You're right, you probably could get away with just spit.
What cracks me up is that some of these people didnt have an issue with the concept of having a penis inserted into their anus, but spitting on it- now that's just gross...
Astroglide sucks. It get all sticky super fast. Spit is the best lube ever. Aside from natural pussy wetness. But I assume you want to lube for anal, in which case, spit is the best. Jenna Jameson swears by it. And I co-sign on that.
9:24, you are either a dumb cocktease who doesn't take it in the ass anyway, or I hook up with awesome porn sluts. Or both. And no I don't just spit on the bitch. You spit on you fingers first and rub it in. God you people are fucking retards.
My dick, bigger than a bridge
Your dick, looks like a little kids
My dick,cost a late night fee
Your dick, got the HIV
My dick, bench pressed 350
Your dick, couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
astroglide is for where ever you need less friction. 2:20 i think they had a problem with people using spit as lube because it can fucking hurt not because its gross. Hot dog down a hall way...
9:14...i've tried spit for anal...it really doesn't work that well unless you've got a lot of spit...it's way too time consuming...but apparently she didn't believe in lube...thank god my last ex did :)
lube in bulk, ftw!!
also, as a lady who has actually been accused of being a "whore" i can still say that Wet lube is by far the best for anal. not spit. seriously boys. shell out a few more dollars if you wanna get some great sex.
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