ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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