I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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