i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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