can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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