Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
