guys are only as good as the porn they watch
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
