She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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