I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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