I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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