I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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