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• i'm a girl and can get off in 3 minutes... don't judge

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:49pm

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• yeah the bride and groom on the cake could be holding drinks and texting

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:58pm

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• Haha, I told you 5:33.

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• 4:49 will you marry me

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• 5:49(2) my love where are youuu.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:52pm

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• GUYS GUYS at least he got the foreplay/sex ratio correct i'm male and a vigin, but i know that foreplay is /very/ important.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:21pm

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• A night you'll never get back- Priceless

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:57pm

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• sounds like a good lunch break

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:38pm

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• Sex for only 3 mins?!? WTF is wrong with you?!!?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:14am

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• take away your virginity

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:25pm

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• lol well we will have to just see then wont we

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:15pm

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• Also why have sex for that long? You have to catch a bus home.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:04pm

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• fuck this anonymous post shit now ill never find my wife

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:49pm

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• why would you wanna fuck another guy in the ass?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:23pm

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• No shower b4 putting the clothes back on? It does add more naked time!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:39pm

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• All I can say is... at least he cuddled.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:19pm

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• Are you a man or woman? Hm?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:32pm

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• Wow my mind has been fucked up by tv. I thought this was going to be a sex version of a Mastercard version, only to be deeply disappointed. I need more of a life.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:06pm

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• 3 minutes? if this is a guy...did you even get her off?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:42pm

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• 5:30 ... no, i fail -5:21

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:31pm

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• Sounds like an awesome half-hour to me.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:55pm

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• AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:12pm

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• Girls can get off more than once you know.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:22pm

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• foreplay is /very/ important

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:43pm

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• 90mph? you're gonna need to bring a lot of lube to our honeymoon because no amount of foreplay will get me wet enough to handle that kind of friction

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:14pm

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• This is more of an "FML" post

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:38am

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• how old is the original 3 min girl?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:55pm

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• Never mind, I want to marry 5:49 now.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:50pm

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• I'll marry you 5:47<3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:48pm

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• i might have a 2 inch penis but i have standards they are low but i have them

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:41pm

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• you can't marry all three of us

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:48pm

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• 555 i have a slight boston accent if that's what you're looking for i haven't worked on my proper english in a while you should help me ;O -r.g.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:56pm

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• No offense. You seem like a nice almost even funny girl (almost)... but who would want a 3 min girl?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:19pm

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• hahaha good burger. and i told you that you didn't know me.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:35pm

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• someone was taught proper time management as a child

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:15pm

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• Efficient. Get in, get out, get on with the day!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:40pm

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• i'm a dude he's a dude she's a dude we're all dudes HAY

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:33pm

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• im 527 and 530 and i just texted you but it wasnt you. now there is massive confusion

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:33pm

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• what what, in the butt?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:26pm

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• yeah why would you want to fuck me in the ass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:24pm

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• i'd like to stick my penis into a vag to lose my virginity. plus, foreplay is /very/ important

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:26pm

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• Sex was only 3 minutes? Woww.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:40pm

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• looks are not important. fuckability is.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:42pm

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• yeah so about the wedding what do you look like

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:41pm

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• Rupert Grint look alike theres nothing wrong with a ginge

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:48am

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• 5:53, I do not know. But I hope you have the accent, otherwise it's over. -5:52

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:55pm

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• uh oh. people are impersonating my fiance? well just to clear the air, IIIII am the original 3-minute girl

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:48pm

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• It takes 5 minutes to put clothes back on?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 9:11pm

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• moc . syfaw . nagimod but backwards

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:59pm

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• I'm not sure who is marrying who anymore. This thread is very fucking confusing

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:47pm

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• Slitting you wrists: 30 seconds. Screwing your sister at your funeral: TIMELESS!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:29pm

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• who would want a 3 minute girl? a 3 minute guy, that's who.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:04pm

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• im the original 2 incher with a 90mph fastball lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:49pm

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• very much confusing we should all post contact info and see what happens. gang bang somewhere

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:48pm

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• I love how people are speaking for me as 5:26(2) THIS IS MY TFLN WEDDING. -5:26(2)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:45pm

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• what is this i don't even

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:09pm

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• YESS tHATS WHAT I WANT

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:49pm

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• 5:35 you're not 5:26(2)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:40pm

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• agreed 506, i was waiting for the "priceless"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:10pm

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• Wondering who it was with... Priceless

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:48pm

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• The cost of that priceless.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:29pm

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• wow. hope that's a quickie because if that's regular sex I feel bad for you...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:37pm

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• Oh and fuck the Yankees.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:54pm

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• 5:36(2), yes, lets get back to planning my tfln wedding

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:39pm

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• this has to be the most confusing thread ever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:46pm

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• just post your yahoo name lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:54pm

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• well wether i say yes or no there is no reason for you to believe me but i dont blame you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:30pm

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• So it's like the Rachel Ray of Sex? 30 minute meal or this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:16am

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• Yes, I love the Boston accent. I'd rather you keep it that way so I'm not going to help ;) -5:55

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:00pm

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• okay the foreplay/sex ratio was correct, but the sex/cuddling ratio was definitely not!! could have gotten a lot more important things done in that 10 minutes.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 1:36am

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• ThreeMinGirl on AIM. just made it to talk to my romeo.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:01pm

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• 6:00 GrintBoston on AIM

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:04pm

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• I, the original 3-minute girl, am from Philly. this might not work.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:54pm

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• nobody wants to marry me i look like rupert grint

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:47pm

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• foreplay? foreplay is /very/ important.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:20pm

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• Wait, I'm confused now, are you 5:29, the same person as 5:27?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:30pm

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• i'm down for that. how old are you?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:46pm

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• If the sex is only 3 min then your doing it wrong

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:32pm

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• i said please......ill even use lube

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:23pm

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• im sure tfln would sponsor a wedding they could sell their shit

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:55pm

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• it took you five mintues to get redressed?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:29pm

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• 5:52 boston. how do i sneak a url in here

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:53pm

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• 5:50 i'm also the rupert grint lookalike <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:51pm

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• this was a note found in a car on "how to catch a predator"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:58pm

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• i doubt that are you from louisiana?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:28pm

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• well the original fiance is from louisiana

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:53pm

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• fuck you 5:36(3) wow 3 at the same time really

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:37pm

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• Rupert Grint... I will let you fuck me in any hole you want if you talk dirty to me with your Boston accent :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:12am

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• 5:27, I'm pretty sure you have the wrong person. -5:26(2)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:28pm

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• well i would fuck your brains out how is that for fuckability

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:43pm

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• If he's that efficient, why in the world did it take him 5 minutes to get dressed?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:30pm

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• well the original 2 incher is getting off work and headed home. ttyl 3 min girl moc.oohay@allizkooheht backwards hit me up 3 min girl

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:03pm

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• ok im sure i can 2 inch is pretty powerful at 90mph

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:07pm

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• wait...three WHOLE minutes? You stud you!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:19pm

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• hey hey hey our wedding thank you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:46pm

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• What is the consensus on foreplay

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:07pm

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• this guy is a tool or a good friend who plans everyting

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:46pm

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• I'm so confused I don't know who I am anymore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:09pm

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• i think this post is getting out of hand i am so fucking confused

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:36pm

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• 526(2) i have a feeling i know exactly who you are, cuz you say that all the time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:27pm

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• fuck getting her off as long as he got his.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:47pm

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• I am from the philly area...maybe i could marrry you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:01pm

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• really 21 see it could be love at first post........or crazy fuck one of the two

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:57pm

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• guys can last longer than 3 minutes?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 6:16pm

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• wait on sec your a virgin.....can i fuck you in the ass please

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:22pm

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• You go first 5:48, go go go.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:49pm

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• And it goes on like this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:00pm

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• please stop saying foreplay is /very/ important fucking iritating.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:35pm

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• im sorta shocked you spent 7 whole minutes on foreplay

  Submitted by chloekidney on Dec 21, 10 at 10:42am

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• 3 minutes...sorry bud

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:23pm

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• why waste that much time on foreplay?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:04pm

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• yeah ok it probally wouldn't even let you post that anyway

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:50pm

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• foreplay is /very/ important

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:36pm

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• 5:27 then text me right now, i feel like you do know who i am because i say that all the time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:29pm

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• sounds like a prostitutes billable hours...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:40pm

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• @4:51: ONLY if you canget me off in 3 minutes. if not, i'll kick you out of bed for wasting my time and then finish myself.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 5:05pm

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• I'll never talk to you again (Unless your dad will suck me off) I'll never talk to you again (Unless your mom will touch my cock) I'll never talk to you again (Ejaculate into a sock) I'll never talk to you again

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 7:30pm

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