I feel like abortions should bother me more
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Randomize
