sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize
