It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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