No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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