apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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